Things I’d Like To See Affiliate Programs Or Be Paid For

Jon on Super Affiliate Marketing Blog has made an very funny post of 50 things he’d like to be able to receive affiliate payments for doing. Actually, I see some real business ideas in here:

1. The emergency services of 911 (just dialing it!).
2. Reporting sharks that swim too close to the shore.
3. Reffering customers to your local drug dealers.
4. Gun shops.
5. Insane asylums.
6. Telling people they are being cheated on.
7. Finding pedophiles online.
8. The black market.
9. Organ donors.
10. Adoption agencies.
11. Getting people to use breath mints and/or deoderant.
12. Reporting illegal aliens to the INS.
13. Outting fraudsters and scammers.
14. Discouraging severly overweight people from going to Krispy Kreme.
15. Being a good wingman.
16. Being a sober driver.
17. Wearing a condom, even though you know they kill off 99% of the feeling!
18. Dealing with your family on the holidays.
19. Reporting advertisements that are just too annoying for words.
20. Sending immigrants to a place that teaches English.
21. Completing four years of Highschool.
22. Using the carpool lane.
23. Telling people to stop farting and picking their nose in public.
24. Smacking someone in a movie theater for not turning off their cellphone ringer.
25. Cash incentive for people who say “ya’ll” to stop reproducing.

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